My parents have spent a lot of time at the beach, and so they are teaching me everything there is to know about having a good time at the beach. First you spend some time in the shade getting warmed up.
Then you go in the ocean to cool off.
You come back to your spot and take a nice long nap.
Then spend some time with friends and family, like GrandMommy.
Finally go back to the room and sleep some more in the AC and get ready for dinner. It's a tough life, but my parents have assured me I can handle it.